By the Zonagirante.com team @spinning zone

Already in some of the flyers chosen for this occasion, Saint Nicholas, Father Christmas, Santa Claus, or whatever you want to call the chubby old man in a velvet suit, appears as the protagonist, a very good friend, according to what they say, of almost all the reindeer that carry him around the world. With this character, we can't take everything for granted. We cannot guarantee that he, who distributes toys to all the good children in the world in a single night, will behave impeccably the rest of the evenings of the year. Some suspect that his prominent belly is the result of his diet of Nordic beer and a few Scandinavian venison hams a day. Others say he's addicted to the soft drink that sponsored his extensive global presence. He's been suspiciously featured in many pornographic films, where viewers, naively, don't suspect for a second that he was involved in the filming. There are those who claim that "the fat one", physically similar to Donald J. Trump before an extreme shave and subsequent orange tan, is as racist and effeminate as the former president. He's been seen displaying his collection of cowboy hats at rural fairs in Wyoming, South Dakota, and Nebraska, and there are even rumors that he traffics in the horns of northern ruminants—rumors that have reached the North Pole in the form of complaints from truckers' unions during the holiday season. While all this is being confirmed, here at the Zonagirante.com newsroom, lacking other work these days, we'll continue our investigation.

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This is graphic material created to promote the performance of artists from Chile, Peru, Uruguay, Colombia, Mexico and Argentina, and to publicize recitals and parties related to the rock, electronic, folk, ska, hip hop, fusion, jazz, punk and indie pop From this side of the world. We present, for your enjoyment, the best advertising images we've found in recent days. We hope you like them.

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